“Pick your battles. Pick… pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That’s too many.”— Leon [to Arthur]
Lady Macbeth: So my husband sneezed earlier and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”.
Banquo: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?
(via drunken-shakespeare)
Banquo: Would you slap your husband for ten thousand golds?
Lady Macbeth: I’d stab him for free.
“I wouldn’t break someone’s heart, they only have one. Bones, on the other hand, they have 206 of those.”— Puck, A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Tagging game
I got tagged by @imstillseekingthegreatperhaps Im on a tumblr hiatus but also tag games
APPEARANCE:
· I am 5'7" or taller
· I wear glasses {or contacts}
· I have at least one tattoo
· I have at least one piercing
· I have blonde hair
· I have brown eyes
· I have short hair.
· My abs are at least somewhat defined
· I have or have had braces
PERSONALITY:
· People tell me that I’m funny
· Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
· I enjoy physical challenges
· I enjoy mental challenges
· I’m playfully rude with people I know well
· I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
· There is something I would change about my personality
ABILITY:
· I sing well
· I can play an instrument
· I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
· I’m a fast runner
· I can draw well
· I have a good memory
· I’m good at doing math in my head
· I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
· I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
· I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
· I know how to throw a proper punch
HOBBIES:
· I enjoy playing sports
· I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
· I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
· I have learned a new song in the past week
· I work out at least once a week
· I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
· I have drawn something in the past month
· I enjoy writing
· Fandoms are my #1 passion
· I do or have done martial arts
EXPERIENCES:
· I have had my first kiss
· I have had alcohol
· I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
· I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
· I have been at an overnight event (the heck does this mean?? maybe?)
· I have been in a taxi
· I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
· I have beaten a video game in one day
• I have visited another country
· I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts
RELATIONSHIPS:
· I’m in a relationship
· I have a crush on a celebrity
· I have a crush on someone I know
· I have been in at least 3 relationships
· I have never been in a relationship
· I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
· I get crushes easily
· I had a crush on someone for over a year
· I have been in a relationship for at least a year
· I have had feelings for a friend
MY LIFE:
· I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
· I live close to my school
· My parents are still together
· I have at least one sibling
So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
Ur echo has a crush
(via kaiju-girl)
mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever
(via wisepuma23)
Dating isn’t for everybody and there’s nothing wrong with that.
(via aspecsafespace-blog)
